
Jeff: yo yo, hey man, aint you guys um, plug one? plug two?
Potholes in my lawn? youre those weird guys, de la soul, right?
Dove: yeah, whats up little man, how you feeling, Im dove, how you
Feeling.
Pos: yo whats up man, my name is pos.
Mase: whats up, Im mase. yo, shorty, whats your name?
Jeff: oh, my name? jeff. you guys are walking? now rappers aint
Supposed to walk.
Pos: sorry little man, but you know...
Jeff: jeff. I told you, my name is jeff. if you guys are rappers,
Wheres your dukey gold chains? yall dont have no dukey gold chains.
Mase: we dont wear gold chains, wed rather spend our money on
More important things like, women, necessities...
De la soul: and video games!
Jeff: yall are crazy. no chains, dag. okay, wheres your bmw?
Youre not supposed to walk. wheres your jeeps, your maximas?
Dove: maximas? yo, maxin would break my flow. and with the cause of
Gas, jeff man, Id rather take the transit thats mass.
Jeff: what you say? you are c-r-a-z-e-e. crazee. dont you know you
Cant be def if you dont have no gold? or a car, man? whats up?
Mase: who told you that?
Jeff: everybody whos def has gold, cars, money, girls, clothes...
Mase: wait a minute, wait a minute, shorty, youre buggin. do you like
Plug tunin and
Potholes?
Jeff: yeah that songs def.
Pos: but we dont wear no gold chains, nor do we ride bmws and
Maxes or jeeps, yet you still think our music is def, right? wait a
Minute. did I say def?
De la soul: rrrr-rrah!
Jeff: what?
Pos: nothing, nothing. its just that we dont deal with all that
Materialistic stuff, but we still got what it takes to please and
Supply our listeners, understand my man?
Jeff: wheres your beepers? why dont you have beepers? everybody
Wears beepers. you have to have beepers to look down.
Mase: aaauughhh! little man is brainwashed indeed!
Dove: nah, nah. beepers are the least of status situators, man. plus
I find them ugly as parking tickets.
Jeff: you guys talk funny.
Pos: well actually our verbal is kinetic, so when released flow a to
Z is perfectly pitched in andvance in intricacy.
Jeff: yeah you homeboys are really bugged.
Pos: wait a minute. did he say...
Mase: bugged?
De la soul: rrrr-rrah!
Jeff: so no car, no beepers, no gold. thats weak man, thats weak.
Dove: jesus, did he say weak? jesus, they never learn.
Pos: foolish mind, have i, have i.
Mase: actin like that lady!
De la soul: that lady!
Pos: peace, my brother...